Where do we go to discuss the desperate flailing of a marketing department that knows its company is viewed as increasingly irrelevant but isn’t sure why, let alone how to fix it.

I mean the launch parties were bad enough but ‘extreme windows’ – er… dudes (I can call you ‘dudes’ can’t I? It seems that’s a suitable term of address for people who say ‘extreme’)… listen dudes… extreme windows – you do know windows is an operating system and not a brand of surf board, right?